Andy: When I was younger I dated this girl for almost like a year under the false premiss that I was like 3 years older than I actually was. It went on for a lonnng ass time. I had to keep evading birthdays...
Bryan: How old did you say you were?
Andy: I was like 15 at the time but I said I was 18.
Bryan: So you had to keep evading birthdays?
Andy: Yeah! Yeah, and it was like, "Why can't you actually buy cigarettes yourself...? Why can't you..?" I just found a casual way of evading the truth until one day I was like,
"Hey, so...here's some reality. I'm a child. So this whole experience has been pretty statutory.."
CC: How old was the girl?
Andy: She was 19.
CC and Bryan: OOOOOOH.